Rudy My Blue Nosed Broker

(To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

By Sean and Paul

Web Design by Brian


Rudy my blue nosed broker,

Bought me some shares in A.O.L.,

And if you saw the prices,

You would think they were un-think-a-bell.


All of the other brokers,

Used to laugh at his pathetic fees,

They always made poor Rudy,

Pay them his broker’s fees.


On one sunny investing day,

A buyer came to say,

“Rudy with your nose so blue,

Won’t you help me buy Yahoo?”


Then all the brokers loved him,

And his amazing fees,

“Rudy, the blue nosed broker,

We’ll give you back your broker’s fees!”


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