Oh My Gosh!

by Tim And Erik

to the tune of “Jingle Bells”

 

Chorus: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh,

My stock just got killed!

Better call my broker,

And tell him to sell. OH,

Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh,

This stock’s future's bright!

Time to call my broker, and tell him what to buy!

 

In the NYSE,

Finding the bid price,

Looking for a seller,

Who will be real nice!

Looking on the NASDAQ,

And the AMEX too,

What fun it is to buy some stocks,

And find out how they’ll do! OH,

Chorus: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh,

My stock just got killed!

Better call my broker,

And tell him to sell. OH,

Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh,

This stock’s futures bright!

Time to call my broker, and tell him what to buy!

 

Dow Jones and the NASDAQ,

Help me find some stocks,

I wish there was a company,

That was owned by The Rock!

Building my portfolio,

Got a lot of stuff,

Making money is so fun,

Because it's not so tough! OH,

Chorus: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh,

My stock just got killed!

Better call my broker,

And tell him to sell. OH,

Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh,

This stock’s future's bright!

Time to call my broker, and tell him what to buy!

HEY!

 

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